A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED
"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...12% on Monday 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember ... when I'm having a real bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger."
Comical verse will make even the most stressed out to laugh. Comes with a beautiful—calming—hand painted rainbow. Get one for all your stressed out friends and family. Ready for framing, 8 x 10 frame not included.